Pardon me for posting recipes for booze twice in a row, but this week is hell week at my job. Thus I give you the recipe for Jungle Juice.

- 1 fifth gin
- 1 fifth dark rum
- 1 fifth vodka
- 2 large cans orange juice
- 2 large cans Hawaiian Punch
- 1 large can grapefruit juice
- 1 bag of Ice
- 1 can of pineapple
Open all the bottles, open all the cans. Clean an ice chest and pour all ingredients inside the chest, add ice. It’s like the flamboyant and fruity cousin of a Long Island.
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That’ll put a smile on your face. You should pour it in the ice chest and go bobbing for pineapples.
Red man, TWO DRINK DAYS?!? I’ve had heck week before but man
Also I would like to note that you made the recipe for one serving size. What do I do if I actually invite someone over?!?
I’ve wondered where you’ve been o:
Damnit Matt, I miss you. Quit your job and become a gardener/adventurer!
Sounds like something you need to be wearing a big poofy shirt or a pirate hat to properly enjoy.
You’ve at least got to have some Tiki lamps, right?
The tiki lamps are coming. Always wearing pirate hats.
Good to know you stay prepared.
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