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Oh So Boozy Jungle Juice

Pardon me for posting recipes for booze twice in a row, but this week is hell week at my job. Thus I give you the recipe for Jungle Juice.

1 fifth gin
1 fifth dark rum
1 fifth vodka
2 large cans orange juice
2 large cans Hawaiian Punch
1 large can grapefruit juice
1 bag of Ice
1 can of pineapple

Open all the bottles, open all the cans. Clean an ice chest and pour all ingredients inside the chest, add ice. It’s like the flamboyant and fruity cousin of a Long Island.

6 Comments

  1. frïdrix wrote:

    That’ll put a smile on your face. You should pour it in the ice chest and go bobbing for pineapples.

    Monday, August 25, 2008 at 1:08 am | Permalink
  2. Tablebread wrote:

    Red man, TWO DRINK DAYS?!? I’ve had heck week before but man ;)

    Also I would like to note that you made the recipe for one serving size. What do I do if I actually invite someone over?!?

    Monday, August 25, 2008 at 8:48 am | Permalink
  3. Max Parker wrote:

    I’ve wondered where you’ve been o:
    Damnit Matt, I miss you. Quit your job and become a gardener/adventurer!

    Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 12:13 am | Permalink
  4. Sounds like something you need to be wearing a big poofy shirt or a pirate hat to properly enjoy.

    You’ve at least got to have some Tiki lamps, right?

    Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 8:43 pm | Permalink
  5. The tiki lamps are coming. Always wearing pirate hats. :)

    Sunday, September 7, 2008 at 10:51 pm | Permalink
  6. Good to know you stay prepared. ;)

    Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

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